I go to a third rate medical school. I bearly got in. i have no idea how I even got in, but I jump at every chance I get to introduce myself as a future doctor ;o3

I'm an intern at an engineering firm. I basically manage their inventory and do useless file keeping. Most days I tell my coworkers I'm taking inventory of the supplies and nap in the storage closet.

My friend works for a the police department in a large metropolitan city... he says they often time write up "borderline homicide" cases as natural causes because the paperwork is easier.

When I get bored in class, I start doing my kegal exercises, eventually it leads me into playing with myself... I've had 2 orgasms while sitting in this Saturday GRE class.... ;o3

Today, we took a calculus test and I noticed some dumb jock trying to copy my exam... I slid my scantron to the edge of the desk so he could get a better view. After he handed his exam in and patted my shoulder, I changed my answers to the correct ones. ;o3

Its finals week, I know my buddies are studying for finals, so I randomly send them porn to mess with their study patterns and lower the class average. Jenna Jameson FTW ;o3

today is 420, i'm calling it a stick day so i can spend the day smoking up ;o3 puff puff

I've only come into the office once this week, I've spent most of the week "working" from my laptop which I leave connected at my bedside while I'm out. I'm going to bill the government for 60 hours of work ;o3

I am running for my high school SBA, instead of proactive campaigning like baking cookies and facebook groups, i decided to start rumors about competitors and anti competitor facebook groups. A little mud slinging never hurt anyone ;o3